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Starboard Mall

Get in, losers, we're going shopping! Even with the decline of malls (thanks, Amazon), Starboard is still going. Built in the early 90s, the main feature of this mall is a giant fountain with flamingo bird statues spouting water right at the entrance. What a drag! Still, it's become a huge tourist attraction, so it's unlikely to die any time soon. It has a subpar food court, whatever department stores your heart desires, and all the kitschy kiosks you've ever dreamed of.

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